War isn't coming to Sleepy Hollow. It's been here waiting, all along. And now it begins. Goodbye father.

Parrish

Is there no end to this birthday madness?

Ichabod

[to his cell phone] If I do not survive, Lieutenant, I want you to know that I never stopped
fighting. [error - memory full] And, none of that recorded. Wonderful!

Ichabod

Hear hear for fire and brimstone.

Ichabod

Ichabod: Madam.
Jenny: Where's Abbie?
Ichabod: Purgatory.

I found your sister. She is having rather a trying day as well. And yours doesn't look much better.

Ichabod

Where to begin. My wife has been captured by the Horseman of Death and my son is the Horseman of War.

Ichabod

These people entrust you with their fortune, yet you cannot trust them with a simple inkwell?

Ichabod

Abbie: This is insane!
Ichabod: So much of my life can be categorized under those auspices.

Ichabod: Thomas Jefferson once said banking establishments are more dangerous than a standing army.
Abbie: Just stand in line and go with the flow.
Ichabod: Two statements that are indeed complete opposite.

It's nice to know that even a man from the 18th Century won't ask for directions.

Abbie

That's what scares me. My faith in you is my greatest weakness.

Abbie

Sleepy Hollow Quotes

Abbie: Who is he? When's the last time you saw him?
Ichabod: When I cut off his head.

Police Detective: Do you admit to cutting off his head, yes or no?
Ichabod: Nooo. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed the next logical step.