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I guess those social workers were right. I really am a bad influence.


Ichabod: Got it!
Abbie: You find something?
Ichabod: Pause button.

Jenny [possessed]: You will die August Corbin at the hands of the Horseman of Death and I will kill the sister.
Corbin: Jenny's sister?
Jenny: Must I? I will kill her. I will kill her Abbie.

Abbie: If you're going to keep wearing that damn thing, I have two words for you. Dry cleaning.
Ichabod: Pick two words I'd understand.

Abbie: Have you ever heard of a boondoggle?
Ichagod: If it's another form of restrictive trouser, I'd rather not.

I don't understand your obsession with my finery. Demons threaten our very existence with the promise of Apocalypse...God's wounds! One sign of the impending Apocalypse is surely skinny jeans.


Moloch. He's coming for your soul. He says I will deliver it to him.


Oh. You embroidered my name on some oversized hosiery. How... odd.


We never bury the dead, son. Not really. We take them with us. it's the price of living.


Ichabod: What hellish form of torment is this?
Henry: Funhouse mirrors.
Ichabod: When did irony become a national pastime?

Irving: It's called a Vine, but it has absolutely nothing to do with shrubbery.
Macey: Yep. It's a video. Six seconds long.
Irving: Like YouTube?
Macey: No. YouTube videos are like three minutes long. No one has time for that.
Irving: Yeah. I'm having a dad moment. Thanks.

Ichabod: Mistletoe.
Abbie: That you recognize.
Ichabod: An enduring tradition, to the imminent peril of all the pretty housemaids.

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Sleepy Hollow Quotes

Abbie: Who is he? When's the last time you saw him?
Ichabod: When I cut off his head.

Police Detective: Do you admit to cutting off his head, yes or no?
Ichabod: Nooo. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed the next logical step.