Smallville

Smallville Season 1 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 1 Episode 8: "Jitters"

Lex: I hear you're taking a tour of my plant tomorrow.
Chloe: (unenthusiastically) It's a class field trip.
Lex: What'd you do wrong?
Clark: It's that bad?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana: If I had a hundred people trashing my house, I'd be a little freaked out.
Clark: After the first few dishes, you kinda get used to it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: What are you going to do now that you're officially home alone?
Clark: I was thinking of having a few people over.
Chloe: Do my ears deceive me, or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?
Clark: A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe... Lana.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Craving"

Chloe: Cutting the heads off supermodels. It's kind of redundant, isn't it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lex: I don't care about the past - I believe in the power to reinvent yourself.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Clark: Time to revisit the fat-sucking vampire theory.
Chloe: You know if you hadn't been there, he probably would have died, Clark.
Clark: What I can't figure out is why anyone would want to steal body fat.
Chloe: I know, it takes eating disorders to a whole new level.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lex: I hear you're escorting the birthday girl. Nice work.
Clark: (monotone) We're just going as friends.
Lex: Sure you are. Hope you got her a nice gift.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chloe: This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chloe: Getting your morning Lana fix?
Clark: Chloe, don't you ever knock?
Chloe: It's a barn, Clark.
Clark: Is there a reason you're here early or do you just enjoy busting my chops?
Chloe: Little of both.
 • Rating: Unrated

Martha: "Escort to fend off the throngs of adoring fans"?
Clark: What's wrong with that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Hamilton: What you're looking for... could take years.
Lex: I'm a patient man.
Dr. Hamilton: Tell me: why does a billionaire's son care so much about a bunch of rocks that fell out of the sky twelve years ago?
Lex: I save that story for the people I trust.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clark: Well, if you like, I could be your escort on Saturday--you know, so I can fend off the throngs of adoring fans.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clark: (doesn't see Lana) Dad. I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through. (sees Lana, pauses)
Lana: Very impressive.
Clark: I had a sledgehammer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jodie: I was wondering, do you have a date for Lana's party? (Pete stares at her)
Clark: (taps Pete) No, he's still free.
Jodie: Would you like to go with me?
(Pete grins like an idiot)
Clark: (pokes Pete) He'd love to.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Clark, I'm telling you, this is good news for you.
Clark: Kansas State gives Whitney a full scholarship and Lana gives him a tongue bath. How is that good news?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chloe: I don't get it.
Pete: Women dig me get used to it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clark: I can't believe we're creeping around looking at road kill...
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Hamilton: Don't touch that! You're not sterile and you're not me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lex: I heard the quarterback couldn't make it. Too bad.
Lana: I knew you'd be devastated.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Hourglass"

Clark: Lana, I didn't know you were here.
Pete: Yeah, right...
 • Rating: Unrated

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