Bridgette: You said you'd learn to use the toilet today. Do you want to use the toilet?
Larry: No.
Bridgette: Uhhh, I'm a terrible mother. Does that make you feel guilty enough to try?
Larry: No.

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Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are?
Assistant: Look surprised.
Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.

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Can you hold up your side of the bargain? I'm on your toilet. Get on my toilet.

Bridgette

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• Added: December 17, 2017