I don't care how mad he was at her. I don't see him cutting her head off and going all Kung Fu Panda on the bodyguard."

Lydia

That guy could charm the panties off a nun.

Josie

I'll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.

Lydia

All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.

Lydia

Bastard cut her head off and you're trying out for the Improv.

Russell

Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.

Josie

Celebrity's a bitch.

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