Southland

Southland Quotes

Season 5 Episode 10: "Reckoning"

Lydia: Do you know the Michelin Man is white. Dude's suppose to made out of tires and they make him white.
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Ben: What do you think I am, the King of LA. I just can't make things disappear.
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Cooper: For the last 2 & 1/2 weeks I've had these book smart, street stupid, bs experts telling me how I'm suppose to feel before I go back on the streets.
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Russell: Maybe for his birthday you could take him to the Dahmer house.
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Brooke: I'm Brooke by the way, The girl he stopped seeing so he could just f*ck you.
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Narrator: Most cops manage to stay sane despite the chaos all around them, but in their hearts they know, everyone has their breaking point.
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Season 5 Episode 9: "Chaos"

Cooper: You want to go ruin his day?
Lucero: Absolutely.
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Russell: You better watch it buddy. Your mom's a tough lady.
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Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Now I know what it's like to be a chick.
Cooper: If you want to be a chick that's a different bar.
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Lucero: I didn't know.
Cooper: You won't be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes.
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Cooper: You've got a problem with gay people, that's your right, OK but I don't want to hear about it every day.
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Narrator: Cops are suppose to hold the line between chaos and civilized society. Every now and then chaos gets the upper hand.
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Season 5 Episode 8: "The Felix Paradox"

Ruben: It's real easy to be a good cop when you feel like you don't have sh*t to go home to.
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Cooper: He gets to enjoy a first class escort to Hell.
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Ruben: People will say anything when they are guilty. You taught me that.
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Cooper: Every cop in that room was either blessed or lucky.
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Sgt. HIll: Drug dealers are like a disease spreading their menace from one person to another.
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Lydia: It might be nice to go to dinner and sit with my back to the door.
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Cooper: Then it's legally within your right to punch that assh*le in the face.
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Narrator: While most threats are external, the most dangerous come from within.
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