Southland

Southland Quotes

Episode 4: "Identity"

Cooper: How's the fake ID business going?
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Ben: I thought you had a dog?
Sammy: My ex has him, along with my kid and everything else.
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Sammy: All new teeth. Plastic surgery. It's really an upgrade.
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Narrator: Some days the trying works better than others.
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Episode 3: "Community"

Ben: It's not everyday a murder scene turns into a block party.
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Sammy: I got a Costco, a Walmart, and K-mart all within a square mile.
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Cooper: You know my old partner? He would have jumped.
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Cooper: How you feeling?
Tang: I could go another twelve rounds.
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Sammy: Parking enforcement's on the warpath.
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Episode 2: "Underwater"

Lydia: We have to speak for the dead whether they deserve it or not.
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Lydia: Guilt never surprises me. Only innocence does.
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Cooper: That's got to be the nicest way anyone's ever told me to shut up.
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Lydia: They're going to be scrapping chunks of Ms. Williams out of that car for hours.
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Captain: Mickie D's needs all the help they can get. The McRib is back.
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Tang: My sister would give her left arm for that bag.
Dewey: It looks like somebody already did.
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Captain: Drop the lattes and get your narrow behinds out of your patrol cars.
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Sammy: It's a shame to break this up. I feel like the father in Footloose.
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Episode 1: "Wednesday"

Jessica: Gonna shoot out the tires, TJ Hooker?
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Dewey: Just head into the light, brother. Oh that's right there is no light where he's headed.
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John: I can see why you'd prefer jail.
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