It's important to celebrate people while they're still here.

Tang

Pranking is an art form. You need to leave it to the pros.

Sammy

I got a lot of problems, kid. Being gay isn't one of them.

Cooper

Badge bunnies are predators. I don't go after them. They come after me.

Ben

I'm hormonal and I've got a gun. Don't mess with me.

Lydia

You can be who you are without making yourself a walking target.

Cooper

Take your time. They'll still be dead when we get there.

Ruben

Cooper: Time flies when your having fun.
Tang: Fun? More like futile.

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