We never catch a break, so why would we this time?

Dean

You never left Sam. You're still in the cage... with me.

Lucifer

Hi Sam. Long time no spooning.

Lucifer

You know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my pie hole. I'm gonna drink. And I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.

Dean

Dean: Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Sam: Grey Poupon? Seriously?
Dean: It's what popped in my head.

Crowley: What do you think he's going to do when he finds out we've been conspiring? You do want to conspire don't you?
Bobby: No, we want you to just stand there and look pretty.

Dean: I just pray to God it's true.
Bobby: We need to come up with a new saying for that.

Castiel: Hello Crowley. You look stressed.
Crowley: Bollocks.

News Reporter: The FBI believes the Ku Klux Klan has been forced to disbanded.
Dean: Can't argue with that one.

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel

Supernatural Season 7 Episode 1 Quotes

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel