Supernatural

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Dean: Whoa, hey, Miley Cyrus, settle.
Claire: Eat me, Hasselhoff.

Sam: "It's my job to raise you right."
Dean: And he did.

We know John Winchester isn't going to win any No. 1 Dad awards, but damn if he wasn't there when we needed him.

Dean

Of course you had a father. You were just conceived during a winter solstice orgy, and I wasn't taking names.

Rowena

Don't get me started about the name, Fergus. Sounds like venereal disease, and not the fun kind.

Crowley

An emergency is a dead body, OK? Or a wigged-out angel, or the apocalypse take three. Some chick bolting on you is no emergency. That's every Friday night for Sam.

Dean

Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.

Castiel

Claire: My dad, is he still in there?
Castiel: No, the human soul can only occupy a body while it retains a certain structural integrity, and this vessel, it was, it was ripped apart on a sub-atomic level by an archangel.

Okay, who talks like that?

Dean

Actually, I'm lactose intolerant.

Sam

We got played by the maid.

Dean

Sam: Murphy's law.
Dean: Murphy's a douche.

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Supernatural Quotes

You can't spell subtext without s-e-x.

Marie

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley