Supernatural

Supernatural Quotes

Episode 14: "Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie"

Dean: You look like you got attacked by some PCP crazed strippers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Yeah, a guy in his thirties hanging out at a Plucky's alone. That's normal. Not pervy at all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Shark Week, man. How do you not watch that? A whole week of sharks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: They think the ball washer did it.
Dean: The what?
Sam: The ball washer.
Dean: The what?
Sam: The ball...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: I thought you said no hot chicks?
Dean: We don't know that she's hot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: So we got d**k on Dick?
Dean: Well, that's a vivid way of putting it.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Episode 12: "Time After Time After Time"

Eliot: Everybody loses everybody and then one day, boom. Your number's up. But at least you're making a difference. So enjoy it while it lasts because hunting is the only clarity you're going to find in this life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eliot: Let's kill that bastard because that...
Dean: Is the Chicago way.
Chicago way?
Eliot: Who talks like that.
Dean: Sean Connery.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Eliot: He's from the future.
Dean: Gas costs four bucks, you get cheese out of a spray can, and the president is a black guy. I could go on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Does this mean that I'm an Untouchable now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: What's the plan here?
Dean: Don't die.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: You gonna look at more anime or are you strictly into Dick now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: I can't believe I'm about to say this but, I hope your watching cartoon smut because reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just self punishment.
Dean: It's called anime. And it's an art form.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Episode 11: "Adventures in Babysitting"

Dean: What should we do?
Frank: Stay away or if we're stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: Days, weeks, what's the difference.
Dean: Are you kidding me?
Frank: You cool your heals, Buster Brown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Frank, I'm not a Leviathan.
Frank: Oh sure you're not a Leviathan. Dick Roman is not a Leviathan. Gwyneth Paltrow is not a Leviathan.
Dean: Yeah?
Frank: Trust me.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Episode 10: "Death's Door"

Bobby: Idgits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reaper: Well, Bobby, stay or go? What's it gonna be?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Bobby: What's it matter, I'm still stuck in eternal friggen sunshine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Bobby, will you please tell Sam that Chuck Norris could kick Jet Li's ass.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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