Survivor

Survivor Season 22 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 22 Episode 13: "Too Close For Comfort"

Ralph: Rob was using you like toilet paper and he wiped his ass with you.
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Matt: Sorry for ruining your Survivor game and throwing you under the bus.
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Matt: I don't give you dirty looks, I just don't know why you're giving me puppy dog eyes.
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oston Rob: I've had control in this game. I just need to keep control.
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Ashley: I love blindsides because, in an evil way, it's fun to see their reaction.
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Season 22 Episode 12: "You Mangled My Nets"

Jeff: Phillip, I'm make the argument that the reason they keep you is because you aren't a threat and you raise your hand and say "I'm a huge threat, I just haven't had the right challenge yet".
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Boston Rob: If I make the wrong decision, 32 days of hard work could be gone, just like that.
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Boston Rob: Phillip's terrible in challenges and he's a goat.
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Grant: Straight back to normal Felipe.
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Boston Rob: We're all completely set to get rid of Andrea and then all of a sudden Phillip regains his spot in the tribe as annoyance number one.
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Grant: The lovers are going to be reunited.
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Boston Rob: Oh man, my legs are like Jell-O.
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Mike: I asked God to help me win and I think that's what he asked of me.
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Boston Rob: Thank you, Mike.
Mike: You're welcome. Don't vote me out again.
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Andrea: Are those happy tears or sad tears?
Natalie: I don't know. They're hormone tears.
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Ralph: If one of us Zapatera members gets in to the top three, we've got this thing one. I wanna be that guy.
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Matt: Six Ometepe left. What are they going to do now?
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Mike: Redemption Island keeps on getting crazier and crazier.
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Season 22 Episode 11: "A Mystery Package"

Boston Rob: Phillip's not going anywhere. He's under my protection. As long as he keeps up his stupid antics, he'll be going with me all the way to the finals.
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Jeff: Steve, you ever done anything like this?
Steve: Yea, I'm in a league, every Saturday.
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