Survivor

Survivor Season 22 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 22 Episode 11: "A Mystery Package"

Grant: Timing is everything in this game.
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Jeff: God is not done talking to Matt.
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Matt: If I kept winning, I could honor my God more and more.
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Matt: God has literally been carrying me for the past four days.
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Steve: Where's numbnuts?
Ralph: He went out to the big rock.
Steve: Maybe he'll jump off.
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Steve: [Phillip] has to have known what an ass he made of himself.
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Steve: There's no prejudice in my crazy comment. I just thought you were crazy.
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Season 22 Episode 10: "Rice Wars"

Julie: There's poison in that tribe and its name is Phillip.
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Julie: It's got nothing to do with the color of your skin, Phillip, you are one crazy dude.
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Jeff: If this were therapy, I'd say very good session.
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Boston Rob: One man should not have this much power on an island. But, I'm grateful that I do.
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Steve: Phillip made a total ass out of himself. Getting racial with rice.
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Natalie: Crazy Phillip who wears feathers and pink underwear.
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Phillip: It can get real fun and exciting around here.
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Julie: I have never eaten so much rice in my life.
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Boston Rob: At the end of the day, Phillip will be public enemy #1. I just have to figure out who to make public enemy #2.
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Boston Rob: Phillip somehow managed to make war about white rice racial.
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Steve: It's not a chip, it's a log on his shoulder.
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Grant: It's like watching Divorce Court.
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Steve: You're not reasonable at all, dude, you're an effing lunactic.
Phillip: I know I am. That's the thing you don't ever want to forget about me.
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