Stiles: Okay, so Liam, since you're the new Alpha.
Liam: I'm not an alpha.
Stiles: Right, but, you know, alpha in training.
Liam: Well I'd have to kill an alpha.
Stiles: Liam, since you are taking over, the most important thing you can remember is that Mason is always going to be the one who is there to save your ass all the time.
Scott: Not all the time.
Stiles: Most of the time. Which is why, I think think you are going to need this.
[Stiles gives Mason a baseball bat]
Mason: I don't play baseball.
Stiles: Right, neither do I. It's not the point.

Stiles: Did you know she's starting MIT as a junior? How do you even do that?
Scott: She's a genius.

Scott: I guess we're not the same kids running around the woods looking for a body.
Stiles: No, we're not.
Scott: You know you can keep the jeep.
Stiles: No, I want you to have it.
[Stiles gives Scott keys]
Scott: Stiles, these aren't the keys to the jeep.
Stiles: Well, it's one to your house, another to your room, the master key to the school, animal clinic, key to the Sheriff's station. I just figured you should have all the copies I seemed to have made. They still need us.
Scott: They'll always need it.
Stiles: You know, I need you, you know that.
Scott: I need you too.
Stiles: I'm going to miss you. No, really, I need you though. I lost the license in the Hunt. I need you to drive.
Scott: [laughs] Your dad is the Sheriff. I'm sure he'll let it slide.

Finstock: You're giving them hope. When did I ever give you hope?
Scott: Never.
Finstock: Exactly. Nothing motivates more than withering criticism.

Finstock: If you don't get Dunbar out here in three, this will be your last day as assistant coach.
Scott: This is my last day as assistant coach.
Finstock: I can still dock your pay.
Scott: I'm a volunteer! You want my whistle?
Finstock: Who gave you a whistle?

I'm done with mysterious animal situations. I want mysterious men, French ones.

Malia

It won't stay hidden. It must be stopped. Nothing else matters.

Hellhound

We can't leave.

Lydia

Mason: Wounds heal. People move. Things change.
Liam: Yeah, but it still hurts though.

We opened a door to another world, and something came out with us. Now we need a hellhound to stop it.

Lydia

Lydia: There is always a price to pay.
Scott: We learned that from the Nemeton.

Lydia: Then it's true.
Malia: Then what's true? What else did you hear?
Lydia: The sound of people who have never lifted a hand against another human being.
Scott: Someone was killing them?
Lydia: They were killing each other.

Teen Wolf Quotes

Stiles' Dad: So you listen to all of my phone calls?
Stiles: No...well not the boring ones.

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.