Full moon is coming, and with the way things are going, I have a feeling it's gonna be a rough one.

Derek

You do not want me there.

Jackson

Scott: Maybe it's just early.
Stiles: Or maybe nobody's coming because Lydia's turned into the town whack job.

Scott: She's completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years.
Stiles: I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.

Scott: Why should I apologize?
Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do.

Go up there and help your wife die with dignity.

Gerard

Matt: Photographers call them candids.
Allison: Well police officers call it stalking.

I heard there was a party. Don't worry, I invited myself.

Peter

Mr. Stilinski: Why would this kid want most of the 2006 swim team and its coach dead?
Stiles: Isn't it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven't won in like six years.

That's what Jackson's for. I just think about killing them, and he does it.

Matt

I didn't just come here to bury my daughter, I came to avenge her.

Gerard

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.