Unrequited love is a bitch.

Stiles

Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I'm gonna pass.

Stiles

You know, sometimes I really begin to question this "friendship."

Stiles

Stiles: You couldn't catch his scent?
Scott: I don't think he has one.

Guy: Does that mean maybe I could?
Lydia: If you want me to punch you in the throat.

Mr. Stilinski: You're not gay.
Stiles: I could be.
Mr. Stilinski: Not dressed like that!

Not exactly your type of club.

Mr. Stilinski

So long as you stay strong, we won't have to kill a 16 year old boy.

Mrs. Argent

We're just a bunch of teenagers. We can't handle this.

Allison

Someone's not protecting him. Someone's controlling him.

Allison

I got it. Kill Jackson. Problem solved.

Stiles

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.