Teen Wolf

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Teen wolf

Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out with my teeth.

Derek

You eat meat?

Chris (to Scott)

This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns.

Scott

Hockey on grass is called field hockey.

Chris

Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?
Stiles: No but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!

I'm carrying a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

Mr. Stilinski

We don't go out in the middle of the night murdering people do we?

Scott

You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die?

Derek

Try putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. It's chemistry, not a coloring book.

Teacher

I don't know whether to kill it or lick it.

Kate

Scott: Am I gonna kill someone?
Derek: Probably.

Jackson: Where are you getting your juice?
Scott: My mom does all the grocery shopping.

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Teen Wolf Quotes

Sweetheart, let me tell you something no teenager ever believes, but I guarantee you is the absolute truth. You fall in love more than once. It will happen again. It will be just as amazing and extraordinary as the first time and maybe just as painful. But it'll happen again. I promise. But until then, be your own anchor.

Melissa

Are you threatening me? You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna brake off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe, and shove it up your freakin'-

Stiles
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