Kate: It's what they do, and they can't help it?
Allison: All of them?

You want me to risk my life for your girlfriend? For your stupid little teenage crush that means nothing?

Derek

Scott: She's not a werewolf.
Stiles: Then what the hell is she?

Allison: You okay?
Scott: Just another life threatening conversation with your dad.

Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he'd remember.

Mr. Leahy

When I was with Lydia, you should have seen the scratch marks she left on me. What do you think she's gonna do with a set of real claws?

Jackson

What if they're the non-hunting side of the family?

Stiles

Scott: What are they doing?
Derek: Declaring war.

Chris: We have a code.
Gerard: Not when they murder my daughter.

Allison: Are you ready for this?
Lydia: Please, it's not like my aunt's a serial killer.

Stiles: How did you do that?
Derek: I'm the Alpha.

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.