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Teen-wolf

Sheriff Stilinski: I want you to be honest with me. Totally and completely honest. Have you been time traveling?
Stiles: Hang on, what?
Sheriff: Because if time traveling is real, I'm done, I'm out. You're going to be driving me to Eichen House.
Scott: We found him like that.
Sheriff: Where? Swimming in the fountain of youth?!
Stiles: No. We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Azetec temple in Mexico underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake.

Kira: So Kate's a werewolf now.
Scott: I don't know. But there's a saying that sometimes the shape you take reflects the person you are.
Lydia: What kind of shape is sociopathic bitch?

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.

Stiles: Because we don't leave without people, remember? We talked about this. Rules of the wild kingdom don't apply to friends.
Kira: Is that what you would do as a coyote? Leave her for dead?
Malia: If she was weak and injured, yeah. If hunting had been bad that season, I would eat her. Then I'd leave.
Stiles: Believe it or not, that's progress.

Araya: I have to admit, I don't have much experience with banshees.
Lydia: That makes two of us, since I don't have much experience being one.

Just give us Derek. You don't want him anyway. Haven't you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humor, poor conversationalist. Just come on, take the money.

Stiles

Araya: You brought a wolf into my home?
Stiles: We brought an alpha.

Stiles: Derek, if this is only just a dream, then why are you so worried?
Derek: Because I don't remember waking up.

Danny: I just don't think I can do it.
Ethan: Do what?
Danny: Date a werewolf.
Ethan: You knew?
Danny: Dude, it's Beacon Hills.

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