(to Melissa) Thanks mom.

Stiles

I'm a True Alpha. You have no idea what I can do.

Scott

Scott: What was behind the mask?
Argent: Darkness. Absolute darkness.

I can't believe you just mommed me.

Scott

If I wanted to go to a rave, I'd get into a time machine and go back to a time machine.

Lydia

Scott: You didn't steal these, did you?
Stiles: No. Cloned 'em. With an RFID emulator.
Scott: Isn't that worse than stealing?
Stiles. Smarter.

Agent McCall: That's one hell of a deduction there, Stiles.
Stiles: Well, I take after my pops. He's in law enforcement.

Did you see her? What did you ask her? Did she say anything about me? Oh. That doesn't look good.

Peter

Allison. Can I see you in my office? Where I keep my guns.

Mr. Argent

Stiles, you don't need instructions. You're too smart. When have you ever needed instructions? Stiles, you're the one who always figures it out, so you can do it. Figure. It. Out.

Lydia

Isaac: Actually we're trying to get a guy from killing a coyote who is actually his daughter who we don't know how to get to change back from a coyote back to his daughter, but...
Stiles: And, again with the not helping.

Right. I'm an Alpha with performance issues.

Scott

Teen Wolf Season 3 Quotes

Scott: Can we just drive, now, please?
Stiles: No. It's a red light.

And seriously, an American werewolf in London? Like that's not going to be a disaster.

Lydia