The Afterparty
Fridays on Apple TV+The Afterparty Quotes
How great is this party?
Yasper
Detective Danner: Nobody ever notices Walt.
Walt: Try my mom. [laughs] Uh, no, I didn’t do it. Those are the facts. Read ‘em. Please.
Yasper: That’s not fair, man. I gave you your name.
Xavier: My mom gave me my name.
You do not look like if the dad from Family Matters and Urkel had a kid somehow.
Brett
I decided I better go tell daddy that he forgot to give me the fruit snacks since he’d really want to know that.
Maggie
When you hear the clomping of hooves, think horses, not zebras.
Detective Culp
Call me a waiter, because I’m about to put it all on the table, alright?
Detective Danner
I don’t like social media. Brings out the worst in people. I like Facebook, though. Connects you to people from the past, who thought you might’ve been a dork in high school.
Detective Germain
You know why I call you Mad Dog? Because you need to be put down.
Detective Germain
You ever feel like there’s this you inside you who's the person you always wanted to be and there’s also this you that you never thought you’d be and you can’t believe you are?
Zoe
I got over being under you
Xavier [singing]
Are you into being under me?
You were out of my league but now you’re
Into my heart
Why wouldn’t we ask a police officer for help in a stressful situation? Ooh, I don’t know, maybe all of human history?
Yasper
