The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race Season 18 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 18 Episode 3: "We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently"

Kisha: Guess I'll learn to keep my mouth closed.
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Jen: It was 30 degrees out side and I'm in a diaper.
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Zev: Let's find this frog and then eat its legs for good luck.
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Zev: It was like we were really skinny sumo wrestler.
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Jaime: I'm feeling like a mouse in a fricking maze.
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Gary: 'Who wants to go back 1,000 years in time?' I was born 1,000 years ago!
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Ron: This requires precision. I don't have the best eye sight.
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Gary (about Big Easy in a little car): He looks like Fred Flintstone.
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Zev (after learning of their flight delay): This means we get to spend more time together.
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Zev: We need a cool nickname. I guess we're the special kid on this trip.
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Kent: I wanted to show the cowboys that they are not the only ones who can wear a cowboy hat.
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Season 18 Episode 2: "I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life"

Jet: Son of a buck!
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Jen: Kisha, gather our stuff.
Kisha: I don't really know exactly how to do that. I have a kangaroo suit on.
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Zev: Ow! I just slammed my tail in the door.
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Mike: I think my Dad and I need those [bouncing shoes].
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Kent: I got an A in chemistry. I'm glad it finally came in handy.
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Justin: I'm just glad I don't have to carry Zev in my pouch.
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Big Easy: When you see this clue, you're gonna lose your mind. Periodic Table.
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Jet: Hg and Bi?
Cord: I dunno, Jet. You watch way more Discovery Channel than I do.
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Zev: I think I found my Halloween costume.
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