The Big Bang Theory
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Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.
Raj's poem
Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's... rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?
Raj: You got this buddy.
Leonard: Yeah, come on, Howard. Hook that worm.
Raj: You can do it.
Penny: That's great. Cheerleading. Way to man things up.
Wolowitz: Listen, you have to come to Shabbas dinner at my house sometime.
Bernadette: Why?
Wolowitz: A Catholic girl like you, wearing big cross like that, might just give my mother that big brain aneurysm I've been hoping for.
Bernadette: Only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yamaka
Wolowitz: It's a date
Raj: Wait. How can anyone ruin Raiders? It's perfect.
Sheldon: Yeah, except for the fact that Indiana Jones is completely irrelevant to the story. With or without him the Nazi's find the ark, open it and die.
How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous. Oh, my God. I'm jealous of Sheldon.
Penny
Raj: The Wolowitz coefficient?
Wolowitz: Neediness times dress size squared
My mother is very excited. She's convening her Bible study group to listen in and then pray for my soul.
Sheldon
Death by chicken. That's a pretty fowl way to go.
Howard
Think of Sheldon when you apply it.
Penny (hands Howard the coupon)
Oh, how about Rocket Man?
Raj
Leonard: No. You always picked and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that was a great movie and it starts in ten minutes.
