The Big Bang Theory
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Oh, it's okay. I have no morals and I'm desperately lonely. I'll be the other man if you want a little something-something on the side.
I'm hoping to put his love of repetition to good use someday.
Amy
I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested.
Sheldon
Penny: I cannot believe we were missing that jerk.
Sheldon: You were.
Penny, you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain, walk him through this.
Sheldon
I hope you're right. Because a grown man living with his brother and his brother's wife is weird.
Sheldon
Raj: Good news guys, I got the four hour special edition of Watchmen.
Leonard: Got it.
Wolowitz: Seen it.
Sheldon: Detailed analysis posted online.
I believe I'll gain acceptance by arbitrarily siding with your friends from time to time.
Amy
Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?
Penny: Damn.
Amy: Well, at least, when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother.
Zack: I see, you were inferring that i'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's not correct. We were implying it... you then inferred it.
What if he's in prison? What if he's a spy? What if he's in a Beatles cover band? I'm just saying if he's got your nose and haircut, he'd make a killer Ringo.
Raj
I admire your father's work. It's not every day that I get to meet someone who's life journey began in my hero's scrotum.
Sheldon
