You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.

Sheldon

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... with the whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff Leonard Hofstadter.

Sheldon

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I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild ... but I really need to talk to smart Amy right now.

Sheldon

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The real danger is him biting off my face while I'm sleeping.

Amy

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I kissed a girl and I liked it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind...

Amy singing

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Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. He thinks because he's short, no one can see up there.

Sheldon

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Oh, cool, I've got a lawyer and I've seen her naked.

Leonard

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Leonard, let the man pee.

Priya

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