The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection" Quotes
Sheldon: You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.
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Sheldon: ... with the whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff Leonard Hofstadter.
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Sheldon: I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild ... but I really need to talk to smart Amy right now.
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Amy: The real danger is him biting off my face while I'm sleeping.
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Amy singing: I kissed a girl and I liked it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind...
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Sheldon: Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. He thinks because he's short, no one can see up there.
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Leonard: Oh, cool, I've got a lawyer and I've seen her naked.
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Priya: Leonard, let the man pee.
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