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You actually want to deceive your father with some sort of sham, playacting and kissing? Because I'm good with that.

Leonard

I want grandkids before I die and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels.

Wyatt

Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.

I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.

Sheldon

Wolowitz: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?
Raj: A Romulan battle bagel?

I was working with penicillin-resistant gonnorhea in the lab today, and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.

Bernadette

Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card there's a chance you die of dysentery. And just FYI, that was racist.

Wolowitz
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The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

I was working with penicillin-resistant gonnorhea in the lab today, and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.

Bernadette

Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card there's a chance you die of dysentery. And just FYI, that was racist.

Wolowitz