The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity" Quotes
Leonard: You actually want to deceive your father with some sort of sham, playacting and kissing? Because I'm good with that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wyatt: I want grandkids before I die and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.
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Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?
Raj: A Romulan battle bagel?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Bernadette: I was working with penicillin-resistant gonnorhea in the lab today, and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card there's a chance you die of dysentery. And just FYI, that was racist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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