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Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. It will be fun.
Sheldon: That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. You were 114 minutes of wrong.

No! When I eat Fruit Loops the other astronauts make fun of me.

Howard

Actually, Fruit Loops just got married ... to a girl.

Cosmonaut

Quick question. I missed it in the briefing. How much urine do these suits hold?

Howard

The uterus quivers, does it not?

Amy
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