Call me a romantic. I like to think your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere.

Sheldon

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Stuart: Watch out ladies: a little coffee and cream coming your way.
Raj: In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee.

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Your desperate need for friendship makes you weak.

Sheldon

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Penny: We're keeping things, you know, homeostasis.
Amy: It's so cute when she tries.

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Sheldon: Penny? Please don't hurt my friend.
Penny: That is the last thing I want to do.
Sheldon: Thank you.

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Leonard: The guy who seems like an emotionless robot ... is you, but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.
Sheldon: That is literally the stupidest thing I've heard.

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Sheldon: Wolowitz when to MIT. What's your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let's go.

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Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. In the good way. Not in the urinary tract infection way.

Amy

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