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Amy: It's a beautiful night. Why don't you and I go for a nice walk together?
Sheldon: Everything is just sex with you, isn't it?
Raj: Sheldon, I think you might find the support you're looking for, if you realize that relationships are a give and take. She can only be there for you as much as you are for her.
Amy: Thank you, Rajesh.
Raj: And, Amy, you need to be patient with Sheldon, instead of pressuring him to accept intimacy on your terms.
Amy: You should probably go.

Bark once if you need me to call PETA.

Penny

Leonard: I can't believe they kicked you out.
Raj: I can't believe they're still married.

Yeah, we were totally fine half-assing our marriage till you showed up.

Bernadette

There he is! My favorite superhero -- the Retractor!

Barry

Raj: I'm being a good houseguest.
Howard: No, you're being a better husband than I am.

Your element does not exist!

Leonard

There's also a time to stop eating too many jelly beans. And it's when you're ten.

Raj

Howard: She spends half the time licking her butt.
Raj: And the other half licking my face.

How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous. Oh, my God. I'm jealous of Sheldon.

Penny

Sheldon: Well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins.
Leonard: Of course not. People love trained monkeys.

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The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 10 Quotes

How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous. Oh, my God. I'm jealous of Sheldon.

Penny

Sheldon: Well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins.
Leonard: Of course not. People love trained monkeys.

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