The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition" Quotes
Sheldon: How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations for inter-stellar flight on a silver surfboard when part of my brain will be scanning his face for signs of contagious skin disease?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I don't trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATM's will lead the charge.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Why do you have all of these unopened paychecks in your desk?
Sheldon: Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Penny: Sheldon's in jail.
Leonard: What'd he do?
Penny: The same crap he normally does, except to a judge.
• Rating: Unrated
Wolowitz: Damn paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut!
Raj: Obviously you don't remember your circumcision.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon [about Stan Lee]: Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography? I'm sure ages 79 to 87 were just action packed.
• Rating: Unrated
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