The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition" Quotes
Sheldon: I got a splinter.
Amy: What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon: Relationship agreement - Section 4: Boo-boos and ouchies. You have to take care of it.
Amy: I should've gotten a lawyer.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny: Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend; she has a Sheldon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Amy, little vixen. Just working it under all those layers of wool and polyester.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Bernadette: I'm too small for Twister. And, roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stuart: I'll ring it up. It's like shooting nerds in a barrel.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: You interested in Amy?
Stuart: Well, I mean she didn't look through me with soul-sucking ball-shriveling hatred and contempt. I like that in a woman.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Stuart: Can I help you find anything?
Amy: A comic that doesn't depict a woman whose bosom can't be used as a flotation device.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Howard: It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores instead of just downloading comics digitally.
Leonard: It's probably for the best. For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here is the only chance their mom has to go down to the basement to change their sheets.
Howard: Oh, that reminds me, I get fresh sheets tonight. Yay!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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