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Howard: Attention people of Earth: Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.

It had weaponized fruit and a puppet. What more do you want?


Mmm, the nurse is a woman, so he couldn't talk to her. She had to bring him a Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt.


You were right. I had nothing to worry about. That skank's your problem, not mine.


I'm in her head. Let the dance begin.


Amy: Looks like something used by Tinker Bell's gynecologist.
Penny: Who I hope for her sake is not Captain Hook.

They left dogs up here in the 60s.


Sheldon: Flattery will not get you this job, Ms Jensen
Ms. Jensen: It's not flattery, if it's the truth.
Sheldon: Oh, well, thank you. Welcome aboard.

Penny: I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.

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