The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 18: "The Mommy Observation" Quotes
Sheldon: ... now you're going to need a stronger friend named latex.
Mrs. Cooper: Are you having the sex talk with me?
Sheldon: Well someone has to.
Mrs. Cooper: Oh, dear Lord!
Sheldon: Yeah, well... No, don't look at him, he's mad at you right now.
Sheldon: Then why are you doing it?
Mrs. Cooper: Because I'm not perfect, Shelly. And that man's booty is.
I love my mother. Even if she fornicates like a demonic weasel.Sheldon
Apparently any man is welcome in his house, why not you?Sheldon
Sheldon: Can you recommend a surface you haven't had coitus on?
Mrs. Cooper: That's not funny. Maybe we should sit at the table.
Mrs. Cooper: Shelly! I'm so glad you're here!
Sheldon: I saw you having naked sex.
I used to live in those genitals. And if someone wants to move into my old room, I should at least get a vote.Sheldon
Sheldon: Do you have any idea what it's like to see your mother ravaging someone?
Howard: Does a brisket count?
I saw my mommy with a naked man and she was trying to be a mommy again.Sheldon
Penny: Who's the murderer?
Raj: Any question but that.
Penny: Sorry ... hey, who's not the murderer?
Penny: Are you going to lay on the floor and pretend to be dead all night?
Stuart: What do you think I'd do at home?
It's too late. He's been murdered by someone in this room.Raj