The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

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The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation" Quotes

[Sheldon karate chops Leonard in the shoulder]
Leonard: Ow! Why did you do that?
Sheldon: To send a message: she's not for you!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Not for you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mrs. Wolowitz: Let me know when you're done canoodling! Mommy needs a foot rub!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Amy: If it makes you feel any better, the only person who signed my yearbook was my mother.
Leonard: Aww.
Amy: "Dear, Amy. Self-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Howard: Can you believe grown men sit around and play with toy trains?
Bernadette: That's pretty big talk for a man with a closet full of magic tricks at his mother's house.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Amy: Should I go? I've been told, sometimes, I overstay my welcome.
Leonard: Wha ... who told you that?
Amy: Well, most recently my gynecologist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: This may be hard for you to hear, but when I say "honey," I mean my fiancee.
Raj [whispers into Howard's ear]
Howard: Yeah, well, now it means her.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Sheldon: The tinier the train the more concentrated the fun.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Bernadette: I'm not going to live with your mother. Not now. Not ever.
Howard: Somebody, obviously, has some mommy issues.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Sheldon [to Penny]: I've seen pictures of your mother. Keep eating.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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