The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation" Quotes (Page 2)

Sheldon: Feelings? What am I a hippie at a love-in?
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Sheldon: Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock]
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Amy: Here I am?
Sheldon: Wait. Here who is where?
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Raj: I didn't know you can have a cyst inside a cyst.
Mrs. Wolowitz: The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.
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Penny: But, you two make such a cute couple. Like Bert and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.
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Raj: Dump her? What did he use? A fork lift?
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Raj: Way to make lemonade. You know from around the corner where fudge is made.
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Howard: They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication that had the horrible side effect of anal leakage.
Raj: Is there a good anal leakage?
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Sheldon: Leonard, wait! ... Dobby the elf dies in book 7.
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Sheldon: I think your morning Cocoa Pops are turning you into a hysterical woman.
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