The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation" Quotes

Amy: Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

(To a box of expensive shoes she's about to take back)
Penny: I'm sorry, shoes, but you have to go back.
Shoebox (Penny): But, Penny, we love you.
Penny: I love you, too, but you cost more than my rent.
Shoebox (Penny): But Penny, you look so good in us.
Penny: (To Amy) Damn it, the shoes are right!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Beekeeper to King 12. I capture your pope and release the swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: I can't do this anymore. I'm a good girl! I went to Catholic School!
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: She never even got to see my penis. Ta-da!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Amy: Commence operation "Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.
 • Rating: Unrated

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