The Big Bang Theory
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I think, "How could you? She's my sister!" takes preference over a five year old pinkie swear.
Raj
Leonard: You know what happens when you yawn in public...
Sheldon: Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvela.
Raj: Hands off my sister.
Sheldon: Why would I touch her? She's covered in airplane germs.
Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.
Amy
Sheldon: I assure you I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Mrs. Fowler: What?
Sheldon: Oh yes, we are like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.
Sheldon: I want you to know that I'm genuinely concerned about your well-being.
Leonard: Thank you.
Sheldon: You're welcome. But it's still no reason to have your feet in my spot.
I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual on J-Date and that didn't even crack my top ten.
Wolowitz
Leonard: Have you considered telling her your feelings?
Sheldon: Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie.
Leonard: Well let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis.
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.
I met her a comic con, the one place where saying, "I have a comic book store" is an actual pick up line.
Stuart
Leonard: How can you have a girlfriend you can't even speak to women?
Raj: Two words: deaf chick. It doesn't matter if i can't talk cause she can't hear me.
Leonard: What?
Raj: That's what she said.
When I call him his phone plays Browned Eyed Girl. Which now what I think about it is not so good.
Raj
If they took all the money trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably just make an actual Hulk.
Leonard
