You had me at flag, lost me at football.

Sheldon

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• Added: October 19, 2015

I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until that evil wizard went and gave him a heart.

Sheldon

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• Added: October 12, 2015

(Singing) Thor and Dr Jones, Thor and Dr. Jones. One plays with lightening, the other plays with bones.

Howard and Raj

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• Added: October 12, 2015

Age is a state of mind, Leonard. In here, I'm 90.

Sheldon

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• Added: October 12, 2015

Blue Icees and a trip to the container store? It's like I died and went to the postmortem neuron induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.

Sheldon

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• Added: October 12, 2015

Amy got her ears pierced, she broke up with Sheldon, and she made us eat penis cookies.

Penny

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• Added: October 05, 2015

If there was a hidden compartment, don't you think you'd be stuffed in it by now?

Leonard

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• Added: October 05, 2015

Howard: I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy.
Sheldon: And talked about physics with them!

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• Added: October 05, 2015

It's bad enough I'm being taken against my will. I don't see why it has to be in some hippie's mobile sex dungeon.

Sheldon

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• Added: October 05, 2015

Boy if my mom could see me now, she'd lock me in the sin closet.

Amy

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• Added: October 05, 2015

Penny: Sheldon, I can't believe you got us a wedding gift.
Sheldon: I don't know why you're so surprised. I watch movies. I see what people do.

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• Added: September 28, 2015

I've loved you since the moment we met, and I'll love you until the end of time.

Leonard

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• Added: September 28, 2015