The Big Bang Theory
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No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!
Sheldon
Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?
I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.
Sheldon
How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?
Sheldon
Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.
Howard
Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.
If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, a list would be at the top of that list.
Sheldon
How many grown ups do you know with Mr. Spock oven mitts?
Leonard
Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.
Sheldon
Amy: Some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.
You eat it. You're married. It doesn't matter what you look like.
Sheldon
He's having a rough time. Amy broke his heart. The DVR cut off the last minute of Dr. Who. That crow followed him home.
Leonard
