The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes
Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!
Sheldon [about Wil Wheaton]
Gee, I don't know if I should drink more. I have to drive home and I've got enough trouble seeing over the dashboard as it is.
Bernadette
Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.
Sheldon
Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.
Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip?
Wolowtiz: Maybe he took a class at the adult book store. That's how I learned.
I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that, too.
Wolowitz
I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
Sheldon
No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.
Sheldon
Please don't send me back to India! It's so crowded. It's like the whole country is one endless Comic-Con, except everyone's wearing the same costume -- Indian Guy.
Raj
Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
Sheldon
If we're changing topics, I believe I have dibs with the capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.
Sheldon
