The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 7 Quotes
Dr. Jeffries: You ... you know you're describing a dog.
Leonard: He did bite me once.
Dr. Jeffries: W-why do you put up with Sheldon?
Leonard: Because we're friends.
Dr. Jeffries: Why?
Leonard: Wow. You ask really hard questions.
Penny: Ooh, that looks like fun.
Bernadette: Maybe you should master glue before you move on to fire.
Look who's here to put the Jew in jewelry night.
Howard
My dad says it's because the sound of my mom's voice makes him want to tear his ears off and sew them over his eyes so he never has to look at her again.
Raj
Bill Nye: That's interesting.
Dr. Jeffries: Haven't you stolen enough from me? Back up, bow tie!
Bill Nye: My show never would have happened without yours.
Dr. Jeffries: That's what I told my lawyers.
Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model.
Sheldon
Sheldon: No, go ahead, say it. I know what it is. I've heard it my whole life. The word's "annoying." Go ahead, say it. Say it. Say I'm annoying.
Amy: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Oh, it won't hurt my feelings. Go ahead, Amy, say I'm annoying. I'm annoying. I'm annoying. I'm annoying.
Dr. Jeffries: Hold on. You ... you have a girlfriend?
Amy: Hey look -- we're wearing the same orthopedic shoes. I can't believe I dress like a celebrity.
Dr. Jeffries: O-Okay, I get it now.
He'd probably still be living with his mom!
All [Singing about Howard to Bernadette]
Leonard: Is that a pregnancy test?
Penny: Oh, yeah, just the first one. I didn't save them all.
