Cathy: I wanna do it on the grass.
Paul: Really? You want me to do you in the ass?
Cathy: No! GRASS!

Cathy? I know you're here because the car is in the driveway and the smell of cruelty is in the air.

Paul

I like playing paintball with my friends. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than run around in the yard, playing with my mom.

Adam

Andrea: How come I can't eat them, but he can?
Cathy: I don't care about him.
Sean: And I only eat trash.

I saw my brother's penis. Someone shoot me in the eye.

Cathy

Dr. Todd [to Cathy]: You have an awesome rack.
Cathy: You say "rack." Really?!?

Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone.

Cathy

By research, do you mean Glamour magazine? Because I read that article, too.

Andrea

Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.

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The Big C Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

By research, do you mean Glamour magazine? Because I read that article, too.

Andrea

Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.

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