I, for one, think you're a pretty brave bitch.

Andrea

Cathy: We're gonna cleanse the palette of our affairs. Come on. Do me. It's gonna be great.
Paul: This isn't sexy. It's aggressive and weird.

Andrea saw me masturbating... for a big girl, she's stealthy as a fucking puma.

Paul

Compliments after sex? I'm tempted to double your meds and carry you around in my purse.

Rebecca

I'm cool with jokes about my weight. It's the elephant in the room. That's a joke, too.

Andrea

Andrea: Don't freak out.
Cathy: Telling people not to freak out is not a great way to set people at ease.

I can't bring myself to intentionally puncture myself. I'd make a crappy heroin addict.

Cathy

Cathy: You think you're having fun right now?
Sean: Well, the tent's pretty cool.

I don't wanna feel better. I wanna be better.

Cathy

We have to do this before I get fat and you get all... cancer-y.

Rebecca

Why do they always have pictures of us looking out windows? Are they waiting for us to jump?

Cathy

You be wowed. I'll be drunk.

Cathy
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The Big C Quotes

You're the yin to my yang, the ping to my pong, the normal to my crazy. Let's be us together.

Paul

Sean: The last you could do is buy a damn Hybrid.
Cathy: The least you could do is take a shower.

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