The Big C

The Big C Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 2: "Musical Chairs"

Cathy: I don't wanna feel better. I wanna be better.
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Rebecca: We have to do this before I get fat and you get all... cancer-y.
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Cathy: Why do they always have pictures of us looking out windows? Are they waiting for us to jump?
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Cathy: You be wowed. I'll be drunk.
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Andrea: They take all the mirrors out of your house or something? You don't look good.
Cathy: Thank you! Finally someone telling me the truth.
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Losing Patients"

Todd: I can't see you as a patient, Cathy. Because I don't see you as a patient.
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Rebecca: With all the educated c**k I've had it my mouth, it's cruel irony that my baby daddy is a bipolar dropout.
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Cathy: From now on, I am fighting for my life, not yours. You, my brother, can suck it and f**k it.
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Sean: No wonder you got cancer, Cathy. You're so full of lies and evil, you gave it to yourself.
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Rebecca: You will be my first real friend with cancer. I will be forever changed.
Cathy: Hopefully for the better.
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Paul: He's been aggressively farting.
Therapist: Was anyone hurt?
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Marlene [on heaven]: It's not true what they say about offing yourself. It's a little red tape, but no big thing.
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Cathy: I have a very stubborn cancer!
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Sean to Cathy]: No matter how repulsed by you I am, you can't deny our biological bond.
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