This is my world and you’re a tourist.

Red

Panabaker: You son of a bitch!
Red: Well, OK. But then again, you didn't know my father.

Delores: You have an honest face.
Red: I'm an honest man.

Anslo, what are you doing here?

Red

I'm not saying I'm amazing, but sometimes I'm distinctly above average.

Aram

If you want your enemy to become your friend, create a problem for them and then solve it.

Mr. Kaplan

Yes. The girl. She's worth it.

Red

Yes, is that what you want me to say? Yes, Elizabeth is my daughter.

Red

Harold Cooper: You killed two people.
Red: I'm not perfect.

This is difficult enough, Raymond. Let's just cut to the gristle.

Panabaker [to Red]

Aram. Set him up with someone for God's sake. He’s like a kid with his first erection on the school bus.

Red

You see, this is why I don't go to family reunions. Aunt Lucille is always arguing with Buddy, Uncle Scott is drunk by noon, and someone's hand is always in the wrong cookie jar.

Red

The Blacklist Quotes

You have no idea who you're dealing with, Agent Ressler. You need to stand down.

Secret Service Agent

Did you hear me? I said I need his new name. Give it to me or I'll have the Miami Field Office tear your practice apart faster than you can say tummy tuck.

Liz