Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A priest, a eunuch and a pedophile walk into a bar…

Red

Just because you’ve been bumped up to first chair in the orchestra doesn’t mean you can compose a symphony.

Red

If they’d only switch to a good Burgundy, people would be much more devout.

Red

I'm expecting a little devil of my own.

Liz

Tell our friends in hell to patient. I'll be along soon enough.

Red

You know the problem with drawing lines in the sand? With a breath of air, they disappear. You may not like me. You may not understand how or why I do what I do. But I'm here because you want answers to questions you haven't even thought of yet.

Red

You're not as smart as Reddington says. My friend is always so obsessed with you. I'm not sure why.

Zamani

I'm going to make you famous, Lizzy.

Red

Babe, I don't think I'm going to need to take the car.

Elizabeth

This was fun. Let's do it again.

Red

We're gonna make a great team.

Red

Elizabeth: I'm supposed to believe you.
Red: Of course not. I'm a criminal. Criminals are notorious liars. Everything about me is a lie. But, if anyone will give me a second chance it's you. The two of us have overcome so much.

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A priest, a eunuch and a pedophile walk into a bar…

Red

Just because you’ve been bumped up to first chair in the orchestra doesn’t mean you can compose a symphony.

Red