Nothing loosens a tight sphincter like an eight-hour acid trip.

Red [to Harold]

Harold: Have you thought anymore about giving [Aram] another chance?
Red: I have. And I'm sorry, Harold, but I just don't trust him. He's simply wound too tight.

Red: I should have called.
Maureen: You should have. But I wouldn't have answered, mostly because I don't have a phone.

Your roommate weaponized my code in a dorm room?

Aram [to Antonio]

Apparently guacamole is the new angel dust.

Aram

Impressive stuff. If I didn't have to kill you, I'd hire you.

El Conejo [to Aram]

Dembe: [Aram] had his first meeting with National Intelligence today. Maybe he had to run home afterward and change his shirt.
Ressler: Or his shorts.

I feel like I'm living in purgatory. Worse, it feels like Charlene and Agnes are living there with me.

Harold [to Ressler]

I hope you slept well, Kosta. It's going to be a long day.

Red [to Kosta]

Kosta: Raymond? How? The last time I saw you, you said you were going to meet your fate.
Red: You may very well be about to meet yours.

Panabaker: You son of a bitch!
Red: Well, OK. But then again, you didn't know my father.

Aram: This feels wrong.
Red: I'm sure there's a knob underneath you can adjust.

The Blacklist Quotes

You have no idea who you're dealing with, Agent Ressler. You need to stand down.

Secret Service Agent

Did you hear me? I said I need his new name. Give it to me or I'll have the Miami Field Office tear your practice apart faster than you can say tummy tuck.

Liz