The Blacklist
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Nothing loosens a tight sphincter like an eight-hour acid trip.
Red [to Harold]
Harold: Have you thought anymore about giving [Aram] another chance?
Red: I have. And I'm sorry, Harold, but I just don't trust him. He's simply wound too tight.
Red: I should have called.
Maureen: You should have. But I wouldn't have answered, mostly because I don't have a phone.
Your roommate weaponized my code in a dorm room?
Aram [to Antonio]
Apparently guacamole is the new angel dust.
Aram
Impressive stuff. If I didn't have to kill you, I'd hire you.
El Conejo [to Aram]
Dembe: [Aram] had his first meeting with National Intelligence today. Maybe he had to run home afterward and change his shirt.
Ressler: Or his shorts.
I feel like I'm living in purgatory. Worse, it feels like Charlene and Agnes are living there with me.
Harold [to Ressler]
I hope you slept well, Kosta. It's going to be a long day.
Red [to Kosta]
Kosta: Raymond? How? The last time I saw you, you said you were going to meet your fate.
Red: You may very well be about to meet yours.
Panabaker: You son of a bitch!
Red: Well, OK. But then again, you didn't know my father.
Aram: This feels wrong.
Red: I'm sure there's a knob underneath you can adjust.