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Riley: What are you, like 15?
Evan: When I'm with you!

Riley: I mean, I am one step away from being a guest on Jerry Springer.
Lacey: I love that show! I do!

That would be the Christian thing to do. But, I'm spiritually adrift. As far as I'm concerned, I never met you. You never gave me a bag of cash. And my suggestion is next time, pick a man worth standing by.


Well, how do you hire a therapist to do, ya know, what you do?


Riley, whatever you did with the client list, make sure it's good and hidden. There is no time to explain. Trust me.


Riley: You know, some girls would get their feelings hurt because you cry, Walter.
Walter: I know, that's why you're my favorite. You get me.

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