The Client List

The Client List Quotes

Season 2 Episode 11: "I Miss Back When"

Riley: Now, I have all my bases covered and the list is safe. That's what I promised you.
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Selena: I've been called a lot of things in my life but a sweet so and so isn't one of 'em.
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Season 2 Episode 10: "What Part of No"

Riley: I didn't storm out. I walked out forcefully.
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Selena: Yeah, keep dreamin'. I've been in over ten weddings and I know an ugly ass bridesmaids' dress when I see one.
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Lacey: I think it's supposed to be romantic.
Riley: Frankly, my dear Lacey, I do give a damn.
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Season 2 Episode 9: "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"

Shelby: If it's the booty callin', it's not a booty call.
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Dale: I'm taking the potato salad. You just gave me stress hunger.
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Kyle: You know, I'm not saying that I have any right or that it's even logical, but the thought of you with another man destroys me.
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Season 2 Episode 8: "Heaven's Just a Sin Away"

Evan: Your staying here is temporary, right?
Kyle: Yeah, so is your being the father of my kids.
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Lacey: If I were you, I'd pay up. Hey - I'm not the one who's trying to get square with God.
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Lacey: Remember when you shaved Ken and Barbie's heads and you were so afraid to tell me you bought me the Barbie dream pool?
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Season 2 Episode 6: "Unanswered Prayers"

Derek: Are you suggesting we become fun buddies?
Selena: As long as you never say fun buddies again.
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Client: People think it's the lack of monogamy that breaks tears marriages apart, but it's the lack of trust. I can't imagine finding out that the person you share your life with has been living a lie.
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Riley: Oh. Just think happier thoughts. It'll make ya fly.
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Season 2 Episode 5: "Hell on Heels"

Riley: The angels? They are not gonna deny the two sweetest, kindest people I have ever met the chance to be parents.
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Linette: I won a lot of pageants in my day, but you Riley Parks are the jewel in my crown.
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Kyle: Uncle Evan and Daddy are going to have to have a grown up talk real soon.
Evan: Well I know where to find you.
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Selena: Derek, um, uh. Woah. Commando.
Derek: Now we're even.
Selena: Now I'm glad we got that settled.
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Lacey: What do you mean you couldn't do it? You been fishin' for trout since you were 11.
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Derek: I didn't peg you for a motorcycle girl.
Selena: Well, I love all that horsepower between my legs.
Derek: Well if it's the power that turns you on, and the rush of acceleration, I can take you on a ride you won't forget.
Selena: Full throttle?
Derek: It just get hot in here?
Selena: Nope. Called tit for tat, Derek. You've seen the tit now it's time for you to show me the tat. Till then, nothin' but a cold front.
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