I speak German, Russian, and am fully conversant in Czech, and I have to move to the one city where half of the people are from Latin America?

Brenda

Mrs. Lopez: If you insist on coming back here without our permission, I intend to report you to your superiors for harassment.
Brenda: You might have to take a number.

[To PHD team] I just want to say that there's been a complaint lodged against me - an anonymous complaint with Internal Affairs and there's a meeting about it tomorrow, and I don't know what's going to happen. Interrogating people, getting to the truth and knowing the right thing to do politically are two very different things. In fact, to do either of them very well, you have to pretty much ignore one of them altogether, which is what I've done. So now...I'm in trouble again, and I don't know if I'll even be here tomorrow evening, and if I'm not, I just wanted to tell you all how much I've enjoyed working with you. Y'all are just, just really great people.

Brenda

I'd like to start with you, Ms. Powell. I'd like to say how sorry I am that I was unable to ignore your general level of incompetence in the wrongly obtained conviction in the case of Bill Croelick. And I'm sorry if you felt hurt and defensive about putting a man on death row for the wrong crime, and I certainly hope that that will never, ever happen again. Agent Jackson, I deeply regret that the FBI handed over two million dollars to a man on a terrorist watch list without the capacity to trace it, or managed to follow him for months without knowing his wife was having an affair with a doctor, and I hope you do much better in the future. Captain Taylor, I suppose I should apologize to you for not having been born in Los Angeles, but having seen you work up close now for several months, I can honestly say that try as I might, I can't think of any fair and reasonable system on earth where I wouldn't outrank you. There. I hope that clears everything up.

Brenda

Brenda: Lieutenant Flynn, your resignation surprised me most of all. The whole time I've been here, you've never said one complimentary thing about or to me.
Flynn: Chief, you have really great legs.

The driver's throat was slashed here, spurting arterial blood. Then the victim lept over these two rows to here. He then flew over the headrest and shot himself.

Mike

Lt. Provenza: Buzz, why don't you show her one of my old interviews.
Buzz: Sure. How about the one with you and John Wilkes Booth?

Pope: What's wrong?
Brenda: I just forgot to take Kitty ourt of my purse this morning.
Pope: Out of ... where is she?
Brenda: She's here.
Pope: I gather she took a turn for the worse.

Brenda: And because the way Force Investigation Division operates, I'll be investigating murders of more good cops. Just like them.
Rayder: Excuse me?
Brenda: When officers are killed in the line of duty, they're investigated by me. When they shoot back, they're investigated by you. That means they'll think twice before defending themselves. That hesitation will mean more good cops will die. I have to ask, have you ever considered what your principles cost?

Raydor: She basically just threatened to have this man killed right in front of me.
Taylor: He works with Nazis. Should I get you a tissue to dry your tears?

Brenda: (Holding up the Nazi tattoo design) This isn't enough proof of what Kevin was up to?
Raydor: No. (walks away)
Brenda: Bitch.

If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.

Brenda

The Closer Quotes

[To Sgt. Gabriel] I should probably explain that I do not form my relationships with people based on how they're treating you. That would be your mother, maybe.

Brenda

If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.

Brenda