Brenda: If anyone wants sweet potatoes, pass your plates down.
Raydor: I did the marshmallows on those.
Brenda: Oh, did you? They're kinda burnt.

Provenza: I hate to interrupt, but it is the holiday, and any minute now we're going to be bombarded with suicides, and I don't want to see this dinner go to waste.
Mr. Johnson: Amen!

Shut up, you freak.


Brenda: Any luck getting my present from you?
Fritz: You didn't really think I was going to find an Albanian translator on Christmas Day, did you?
Brenda: Oh, I ask you for one thing...

Coroner: You know that moment every year when it suddenly begins to feel like Christmas?
Brenda: Yes.
Coroner: Not happening to me.

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