You know, if you could afford it, I could drop everyone else in my practice and end up representing you for a living.

Gavin

Gavin: Sooo, you didn't give the suspect the gun he shot himself with, did you?
Brenda: Gavin, that's not funny.
Gavin: You know what else isn't funny? You have another in custody death without notifying your attorney.

Suspect: It's not what it looks like.
Provenza: It better not be.

You've made a lot of bad choices today. Don't let this be one of 'em.

Brenda

Gavin: Was it really that windy?
Pope: What am I? The Weather Channel?

Brenda: It still says I didn't care about what happened to Turell Baylor.
Raydor: That's okay, nobody cared about him until he died.

Well, you made the sun shine. Now tell us about the rain.

Gavin

Pepper spray. Sorry we can't offer you any.

Pope

Brenda: Lieutenant, do you wanna carry plaster up the mountain or talk to the family with me?
Provenza: Bye everyone!

My God, this woman!

Gavin

Brenda: You see Turrell Baylor in hell, you ask him what I wouldn't dare to do.
Gavin: Oh my God.
Taylor: She doesn't mean it, Gav. Baylor's cost her a lot of grief. If she can get a little mileage out of him, why not.

Tao: Holy crap! You got him right between the eyes!
Raydor: Lucky shot. The recoil on these beanbag guns is awful.

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