The Defenders

The Defenders Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 16: "Noland v. Galloway Pharmaceuticals"

Tony: I may need to bill you guys for some cocktails.
Pete: She better be hot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoe: You have sex hair!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 15: "Nevada v. Hunter"

Max: Underwear isn't illegal. In fact, it's advisable. It prevents chaffing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Next time you're round these parts, give me a ring.
Nick: Shut up.
Pete: I'll take you out for a beer.
Nick: I swear to god, I'll punch you in this face this time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Hey Lisa, nice suit. That was a compliment, not harassment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: We're talking about Judge Hunter here. I mean, how do we humanize that guy? It's like trying to humanize a weed whacker.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoe: I think Judge Hunter might be bossier than Nick.
Lisa: Hard to imagine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: What kind of tour bus does Willie Nelson drive on?
Detective: A cannabis.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: Morelli? Mind stopping somewhere and getting me a Cherry Cola, a pack of Spearmint gum, and a Mountain Dew? My mouth is kind of dry.
Nick: Try shutting it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 14: "Nevada v. Doug The Mule"

Nick: I'm tense. I eat when I'm tense!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Hey, Nicolito. No sexo, por favor.
Nick: Get out of here.
Pete: Put that phone down!
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: See what you're doing there, Nick? You're giving her all the power. Checking your phone. Making sure you got service. Did she call? Didn't she call?
Nick: Shut up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: What are you saying? That I look like a lonely schlubby loser? Is that what you're saying? Is that the deal?
Pete: No, Nick, not at all. In fact, you're looking good these days. You've been working out. I can tell. A little bigger up top, tighter in the middle, and you've got that bead thing going. Hey and that yoga's paying off too. Your butt, very firm.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: What are you doing? You called her didn't you?
Nick: Maybe. Maybe, yeah I left her message or two. Two messages.
Pete: Nicky.
Nick: C'mon this is complicated. Don't call her. Call her. Texting, Facebook, intersect.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoe: Email is way too impersonal. You need to text her. But only after you Facebook stalk. You know, see if she commented on the date, or if there is pictures of her with other guys making out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: She is way too hot for him. Girls that hot don't go for anyone less than an eight.
Nick: What are you talking about? How about a guy with charm, or humor, or girth?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 13: "Nevada v. Donnie The Numbers Guy"

Nick: The desert? C'mon, man, don't be a Vegas cliché.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: I don't know if the guilty run, but only the innocent return.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoe: What do you think Nick was like as an employee and not a boss?
Pete: Quieter, less yell-ey.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: What's the "D" stand for though? Nicky Defense? Nicky Do-Right? Nicky Donut?
Zoe: Nicky Dice? Nicky Danger.
Pete: Nicky Doofus.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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