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By the way, I'm having dinner with your sister tomorrow night.

Nick [to ADA Cole]

Well, well, well. Nick Morelli. Oh, I saw you on TV, big man. You look like hell. I tease, buddy. You look great on camera, as long as it's pointed at Pete.

Sally

I'm fat because every time I spank your daddy, he gives me a biscuit.

Sally

Sally: Kaczmarek! You don't have to sneak around. No one cares that your friend here doesn't have papers. Hola. Como estas?
Pete: Yeah, Sally, this is...
Sally: Yeah. You can save your breath. You're going to need it later to blow up your date.

Johnny Greene: Good job, Morelli.
Nick: Hey, it's what we do.

You're a good kid, Zoe. Get me a donut.

Nick

We're lawyers too. I'm ready to bite the tail of the dragon.

Nick

Coffee Vendor: One plain green tea. I don't even know you anymore, Morelli.
Nick: That makes two of us.

Tony: I may need to bill you guys for some cocktails.
Pete: She better be hot.

You have sex hair!

Zoe

Underwear isn't illegal. In fact, it's advisable. It prevents chaffing.

Max

Pete: Next time you're round these parts, give me a ring.
Nick: Shut up.
Pete: I'll take you out for a beer.
Nick: I swear to god, I'll punch you in this face this time.

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